Dreams Plucked From the Pit of Insanity

I was like in some sort of climbing battle thing. There were a bunch of people but I think these five guys (japoy, from the Milo commercials and my schoolmate at DPS though he doesn't really know who I am, was included) were assigned to beat me up. I was struggling but suddenly I did some sick spins and fast moves and basically decked each one of 'em (japoy included). Actually, I might have poked their eyes, or at least used the martial arts "claw"-like strike... I can't remember. Anyway, after I found out that I won, I ran around screaming hip hop-like "Yeah y'all! Outta hizzle fo' shizzle dizzle!"

So I won in the quarter-finals of some kind of Tae Kwon Do competition. I was fourth. The guy who won first was another former schoolmate, though a less popular one. He was in a batch younger than me, was the little brother of a former GT and was the significant other of this one girl that I kinda really totally liked. We would meet again, hopefully, in the finals.

I couldn't get over it. I told all my friends how funny it was, because I've never even dreamed of being a Tae Kwon Do practitioner. Now here I was garnering an award from some previously undiscovered talent. I was the new kid on the scene, and dammit, I had won fourth in a major competition on my first go!

But, the finals were still a concern. I had lucked my way to that point, but what about later on when actual fighting was concerned? I asked my third year HS adviser if her bro would be willing to help train me, and she said it wouldn't be a problem.

Then I woke up in a van. I told my friend all about that weird Tae Kwon Do dream, and he told me that really happened. In fact, we were heading right for the competition. A former GS classmate was driving the van, and we hit another van that had La Salle insignia and colors painted all over it...

...and then I woke up. For real this time. Freaky dream.

I must admit, it does have a striking number of parallelisms to real life. I'm too lazy to point them all out though.
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Got all my class cards except for PE. I have a 1.6 GWA. I'm a college scholar but I must admit I'm a tad disappointed. I'ma do better next time because I want to shift and because I can dammit!