Enter the Iron Maiden...

Life is a twisted, tormented, melancholy string of paradoxical occurrences entwined in oblivious... uhm... pain and suffering... err... pineapples. or something.

Friday, September 24, 2004

Win or Go Home... or Just Go Home Now While It's Still Early

today's musical inclination: Ashanti - Foolish
-"Baby why you hurt me, leave me and desert me
Boy [girl in my case then ;p] I gave you all my heart and all you do is tear it up
Looking out my window, knowing that I should go
Even when I pack my bags this something always holds me back..."
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Ahh, September. The start of the "ber" months. The end of the UAAP season. The end of my first sem in UP Diliman. Oh, and the start of US elections or something I guess. Whatever.

Other than all that insignificant bullshit, September marks the beginning of a most important time of the year. It is the start of the string of secondary school press conferences. What's this all about, you ask? Well, basically, all these high school journalists from different schools compete in different categories such as feature writing, editorial writing, news writing, sports writing, lay-out and editorial cartooning (either in Filipino or in English for all stated categories). It starts with the district, then with the division, then with the regionals, and the best writers in one's region compete in the National Schools Press Conference. Then the winners are, well, they win. They're the best for that particular batch in their particular categories. Duh.

So, what then? What does all this mean? Three words: utter journalistic dominance. No wait, I don't think I said it right. Lemme try again. UTTER... JOURNALISTIC... DOMINANCE!!!!!

Basically, this is all I have to say: don't mess with DPS. Don't. It's futile. These kids will not just beat you. They will break you. They will obliterate you. They will wipe you from the face of the earth. They will devour you. So please, for your own sake, just give it up. Go home. You are wasting money. You are wasting time. So just stay home and read a book or study or something. I don't care. I'm just a nice guy who wants to give you all a little friendly advice. That is all.
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Okay, so maybe that was a tad exaggerated... oh all right. It was. I'm not gonna go about guaranteeing complete journalistic dominance, because I know that isn't realistic. All I really wanna say is this: watch out for these kids from DPS, and that's not even because I'm gonna be helping them prep. I have faith in what they can do. Don't you dare underestimate them, because you will regret it. Now that I can guarantee.

And yes, no DPS school newspaper adviser, current or otherwise, will ever brag about these staffers' mad skills (they refer to this as "professional ethics"). I am no DPS school newspaper adviser, therefore I may brag about them as much as I want, and unless you are extremely dense, you will notice that that is exactly what I have just done. So there.

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As you can plainly see, I am psyched for the upcoming secondary schools press conferences. I can't wait to see what the peeps back at ol' DP came up with. Like I said, expect domination, even if only just a certain degree of it. Hahahahaha...
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completely wrong thought of the day:
Math is fun!!! *retch* I will say this though: it's easy.
Continuation of alternames for Math subjects:
Math 11 - Math for intellectually deficient math majors, part 1
Math 14 - Math for intellectually deficient math majors, part 2

I have to think of something good for Math 17. It's only the freshie math subject after all. But oh well. Not right now. I'm too busy listening to Urbandub and Sponge Cola.

Monday, September 20, 2004

Hair-Brained Schemes

today's musical inclination: Sponge Cola - Lunes
-I forgot the words, but I'm seriously considering nabbing myself a Sponge Cola CD. I like this song, and I am pretty sure the other songs on the album are good as well.
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This day kinda sucked. It wasn't just that Pasky skipped lunch (for good reasons anyway), or that CRS was very tedious and annoying (much more so than the first time around), or even that I was still reeling in pain and agony from watching Rainier Castillo's "I Love You Babe" video from beginning to end (I survived Sandara Park's "In or Out," so I was pretty sure I had to live through this one sooner or later).

No no, dear friends, readers and true believers. Today was not the most palatable of days under my belt, which is ironic, since it was supposed to be just that. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me take you back... back... back...
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The day is Sunday. I was walking down Panay Avenue (which happened to be undergoing some heavy construction work mind you) when I got a text from this girl. Now, we weren't at all that close, this girl and I. She was my friend's cousin's friend, and she went clubbing with us once, almost a year ago. She got my cell number from my friend somehow, and she texted and miscalled me about twice each exactly since we met.

So you can only imagine how surprised I was to see her ring me up for no apparent reason. Surprisingly, she asked for my landline. She said it was important so naturally, I gave it to her. I waited a bit when I got home, and then my phone rang. It was her, of course (though for a while I suspected it could have been another moron trying to contact ABS-CBN). She asked where I was studying right now, and I, rather discreetly I might add, replied "UP." "Ows? Talaga? Kapit-bahay lang pala tayo eh!" she said. She asked if I could meet up with her the next day when my classes were over, and I agreed. We would meet at Starbucks Katips at around 4 (with some other people there as well, mind you, like a couple of my friends who went clubbing with us).

However, there was a problem. I had forgotten what this girl looked like. Now, given the context of the situation, I'm sure that is perfectly understandable. The place where we met was dark, the music was pretty loud, and I was introduced to about 15 girls, all my friend's cousin's friends. Besides, it's not like I had enough time to let my encounter with them sink in, much less get all their names right.

Well anyway, I figured it'd be fine. After all, my friends would be there. No problem. I'm gonna take a UP-Katipunan jeep right after Philo 11, look for my friends, and stay there 'til it's go home time for all of us. Good plan!

Oh, except for one thing: plans never do turn out as one would expect.

The first drawback that crossed my mind were my clothes. I'm gonna be chilling in Katipunan, which is in Loyola Heights, which just happens to be the conio capital of QC. So why in my right mind did I opt to wear my thrasher duds today? Well, they weren't hardcore thrasher duds really. The cuffs of my pants were ripped (because they were too long, so I cut them, and yes, I thought it'd look kinda cool) and I was wearing this black shirt. UP's criteria for proper attire have all been, to my knowledge, not applicable, but in the case of an afternoon in Loyola Heights, I must admit I became a tad conscious. For some reason, I couldn't drown out the thought of some arrogant Atenistas mocking me for my average person attire. I knew it was wrong, but the "urban legends" affected me rather heavily at that point in time. But then, I figured that I would just ignore other people. I promised my friend that I would go, so regardless of all else, I would go.

Another thing is the fact that I got there rather early. I usually try to be early for my appointments, but I did not like the idea of hanging out at a coffee shop by myself while trying to live down the piercing stares of the other customers. I had intended for my arrival to be a little later than the said time. Alas, I underestimated the speed at which a jeepney could take me to Katipunan with very light traffic at that. It was exactly 3:30 pm on my watch then, which was the given meeting time. However, I assumed that my friends would not be there until around 4pm, so I must admit I started panicking a bit. Luckily, the girl texted me right as I was about to text her, telling me she was at a certain restaurant, which was, by chance, not far away from where I was standing. I walked over to the place and looked around. I couldn't help but feel a bit lost, as I was in a relatively unfamiliar strip of road looking for a girl, the appearance of whom I could not recall if my life depended on it. It's a good thing my friend's cousin, whom I remember well, was with her at the time. I sat down and was chatting with them in no time.

Although, I must admit, chatting is a relative term. They asked me some stuff about UP, I asked some stuff about Miriam, I flashed my arrogant side a little, and then nothing. Absolutely nothing. Just complete, utter, awkward silence. A guy friend of theirs came by a little while later, and the three of them talked a bit. My friend's cousin and their guy friend stepped out to buy something, which left me alone with the girl.

"You okay?" she asked. People that I don't really know that well always ask me that eventually, on account of how quiet I can get. Sheesh, as if it's my fault that I have nothing to say to them. It's not as if I know enough about them to do so. I wouldn't know where to begin, so why bother? I'm just gonna shut up and be totally fine. "Yeah... hehe. Don't mind me, ganyan lang talaga ko," I said. She had to find out sometime that I'm just a sociopathic little geek I suppose.

"I think I should tell you where we're going," she said. Now this caught my attention. This whole thing seemed so ridiculous to me. My mind played with the many different scenarios but could never settle on a logical one. I was curious. I would have killed to find out. I was more attentive at that one moment than I had ever been for quite a long time. I was hanging on the very next word she'd say.

"We're going to this seminar thing," she said. What? A seminar? On what? Birth control or something? Well I thought it was educational at first, which, of course, caused my inner voice to yell "Lame!" But then, for the sake of hanging out, I guess I could sit through something like that. For a while I was completely distracted by my thoughts; that is, until I heard her say, "...I make about 10,000 a week. This thing starts on the 22nd but I should really have all my friends sign up before that, because the earlier you sign up, the more you'll make."

Oh, all right... excuse me, what? What the--?! You mean to tell me you made me wait for an hour at the sunken garden to get my timing right, get on a jeep to Katipunan, soil my good yet non-existent reputation by showing up in not-so-perfect clothes, sit here and shut up while worrying about my CRS and miss out on some YM conversations just so you can try and con me??!?

Unbelievable. I was stunned. Sure I didn't know her that well but I never figured her for the type. "Ehehehe... We'll see... sige lang, go lang," I said, trying my best to act civil. "Hindi ka naman galit niyan? Parang no reaction ka ata..." she asked. Galit? Not really. Just sinking way, way below my chair. I didn't know how to feel, much less what to say to that. "Of course not! Why would I be?" was all I could manage. "Promise?" she asked, and I gestured towards the affirmative. I thought I'd just wait for my friends, make an excuse and run like hell, but I swear, I was so out of there.

A little while later she told me, "I'm really hoping you'll invest in this..." That was it. I couldn't keep up that charade any longer. I looked her in the eyes and said, "Listen, to tell you the truth, I'm really not interested. It's just, well, I don't know really. I just don't want to I guess. Yeah, let's leave it at that. I can still go with you guys, but I'm telling you, don't count on me shelling out any cash." She looked a tad disappointed. What can I say? Do you think I enjoyed telling her? Of course not. I hate rejecting other people. But I had no choice. Besides, it's better to be honest than to lead her on with some false hopes. "You know, you don't have to go if you don't want to," she told me. I didn't hesitate. I pounced on the opportunity like a leopard on its prey. "Yeah, maybe I should. I have to pre-enlist. You know, CRS and all," I said. I bid them farewell, crossed the overpass, tried to find a jeep for a while, realized it was futile and got in a cab.

After a few minutes, a friend of mine texted me and asked why I left. "Sorry dude, I have to pre-enlist. CRS and stuff. You understand," I replied. Yeah, sure, blame the CRS. They probably figure it's some long process involving lots of lines, paper and pens. Well it will eventually (during enrollment and enlistment), but not just yet.

There was a time in my life when I would have fallen for that. I would have given up exorbitant amounts of cash just to acquire a piece of cardboard with a pokemon on it and some numbers and stats. All of these transactions came through the hands of a friend, my best friend at the time, in fact. It was fun at first. I may have spent a lot, but I had friends, and hey, you can't buy those, right?

Right?
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completely wrong thought of the day:
Today's YM status messages:
-"CRS is a bitch. lines are a bitch. UP is a bitch."
='Nuff said.

-"iya villania i :x j00! =P~"
=:x is the in love emoticon, while =P~ is the drooling emoticon. Dammit, I am addicted to this girl. I remember channel surfing and going past myx, then stopping. "Uy si Iya!" I'd think to myself. Yes, she has flaws. I guess. Whatever. I think I'm allowed at least a couple of irrational obssessions in this life, so let this be one. And oh, by the way, I liked her even when she was just a GJ on that pathetic little Gamechannel. So there. You're the poser. Hahaha.

Oh, and also, I recall I had the same obssession with Michi before, who used to be a myx VJ... hmm... I wonder why I never got obssessed with Heart. Heh. Prolly 'cause I respect Iya and Michi's intellects to a certain degree. I mean, Iya studies in La Salle, which is among the top three colleges in the Philippines (Irwin once saw her eating cup noodles and totally non-conio stuff, which means she's less likely to be an annoying priss bitch), and Michi sounds intelligent enough. Now Heart, on the other hand...

Let's not get into that for now. That is best reserved for another post entirely.

Monday, September 13, 2004

Show Some Love for the Unibersidad

today's musical inclination: Usher - Nice and Slow
-...I dunno the words. Hanapin niyo na lang sa google.
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May nag e-mail sakin nito: (Babala: kung ayaw niyo ng mga friendster-type sap stories, i-skip niyo na lang ang bahaging ito na hatid sa inyo ng Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Office. Ha?!)

THE LAST CD
There was once a guy who suffered from cancer...a cancer that can't be treated. He was 18 yearsold and he could die anytime. All his life, he was stuck in his house being cared for by his mother.He never went outside but he was sick of staying home and wanted to go out for once. So heasked his mother and she gave him permission. He walked down his block and found a lot of stores. He passed a CD store and looked through the front door for a second as he walked. He stopped and went back to look into the store. He saw a young girl about his age and he knew it was love at first sight. He opened the door and walked in, not looking at anything else but her. He walked closer and closer until he was finally at the frontdesk she sat. She looked up and asked "Can I help you?" She smiled and he thought it was the most beautiful smile he has ever seen before and wanted to kiss her right there. He said "Uh... Yeah... Umm... I would like to buy a CD." He picked one out and gave her money for it. "Would you like me to wrapit for you?" she asked, smiling her cute smile again. He nodded and she went to the back. She came back with the wrapped CD and gave it to him. He took it and walked out of the store. He went home and from then on, he went to that store everyday and bought a CD, and she wrapped it for him. He took the CD home and put it in his closet. He was still too shy to ask her out and he really wanted to but he couldn't. His mother found out about this and told him to just ask her. So the next day, he took all his courage and went to the store. He bought a CD like he did everyday and once again she went to the back of the store and came back with it wrapped. He took it and when she wasn't looking, he left his phone number on the desk and ran out... Then soon after that !!!!RRRRRING!!!! The mother picked up the phone and said, "Hello?" It was the girl!!! She asked for the boy and the mother started to cry and said, "You don't know? He Passed away yesterday..."The line was quiet except for the cries of the boy's mother. Later in the day. The mother went into the boy's room because she wanted to remember him. She thought she would start by looking at his clothes. So she opened the closet. She was face to face with piles and piles and piles of unopened CDs. She was surprised to find all those CDs and she picked one up and sat down on the bed and she started to open one. Inside, there was a CD and as she took it out of the wrapper, out fell piece of paper. The mother picked it up and started to read it. It said: Hi... I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn. The mother opened another CD... Again there was a piece of paper. It said: Hi... I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn till.....The Last CD....

DA MORAL OF THE LESSON:
ANG MGA TORPENG BABAE........ NAMAMATAYAN!
AT ANG MGA TORPENG LALAKE........ NAMAMATAY!!!

Hala, lagot... O, walang magre-reak ha?
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Tama. Hanggang alas nuebe lang ako dito. Tatapusin ko lang tong tina-type ko. Syempre naka-online ako sa YM. Badtrip, nagloloko YM ko! Yung mga naka-online hindi pinapakita, yung mga naka-I'm on SMS pinapakitang online. Grrr... sana lang maayos na ang lahat.

Pero kalimutan na natin yun. Alas nuebe dc na ko. Aakyat ako at magbabasa. Kailangan kong tapusin yung The Pearl ni John Steinbeck. Kailangan kong pag-aralan ang mga linya ni Oberon sa A Midsummer Night's Dream ni William Shakespeare (Act 2 lang naman, salamat sa Diyos). Kailangan alas onze natutulog na ko. Kahapon kasi, alas dos na ng madaling araw ako natulog dahil sa mga files ng yearbook na kailangang tapusin. Kailangan bumawi ako sa tulog.

Umuwi pamandin ako ng pagod noon. Pano ba naman, naligaw ako sa Araneta. Yung mga kasama ko kasi mga alas nuebe na ng gabi nagsi-alisan eh. Pucha, muntik pa kong maiwan ng MRT! Anlayo ng nilakad ko. Tapos, pagdating ng Glorietta, naglakad pa ko. Pagdating ko sa bahay ang sakit sakit na ng paa ko. Pero ayos lang, masaya naman eh. Kahit lahat ng kasama ko ay iniwan akong mag-isa sa side ng UP para umupo sila sa side ng La Salle, ok lang. Proud akong sabihin na mataas ang lebel ng aking school spirit noong araw na iyon (aba'y hanggang ngayon nga ay full support UP mode pa rin ako eh). Sa Taft pa nga lang eh di ko na maalis ang drumbeats ng Maroons sa isip ko, pati na rin ang mga salitang "Let's go UP!" Hahahahahaaaa!!!!!

Oo, pangalawa lang ang UP. Pero ok lang yun. Hindi na masama ang makatapos ng pangalawa sa isang kompetisyon. Hindi talaga. Maraming mamimintas na "O, ba't di mo pa piners pleys?" pero bahala sila. Palibhasa kahit lumapit man sa pangalawa di nila kayang abutin eh. At alam ba nila ang dahilan kung bakit ka pangalawa? Aba, eh may nakalimutan ka lang namang isang importanteng detalye...

Ha? Ano?! A oo! Haha. Yung compet. Astig yung "UP" formation. Aliw. Pero sa totoo lang, maganda rin yung ginawa ng UST. Astig yung ginawa nilang parang music box na umiikot. Alam ko, simple lang, pero ang ganda ng dating sakin eh. Palibhasa isa akong semi-fan ng classical music.
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Naiinis ako. Ang baba ng nakuha kong grade sa fourth exam namin sa Math 17. 83%. Siguro mga 2.25, 2.5 o 2.75 lang yun. Bullsyet. Nakakainis. Nasira yung uno average ko sa mga exam. Buti na lang drop the lowest kami. Ibig-sabihin, sa limang exam namin, yung apat na pinakamataas na grade lamang ang kukunin. Ayos! Dapat lang pagbutihin ko sa fifth exam namin, at sa finals din. Malamang noh, departamental lang naman po yan. Saka kailangan kong bumawi sapagkat mababa ang natanggap kong marka sa mid-terms ko. 87% lang ata. Grrr... Sa susunod, mag-aaral na ko! Tama na ang Game Boy! Itigil muna ang panonood ng SCQ Reload! Kailangan kong pagbutihin ang fifth exam namin!

Take note, hindi ako GC. At kailan mo nga ba ako nakitang pinag-uusapan ang grades ko, aber? Madalang diba? Kalimitan nga'y wala na kong pakialam. Bahala na si Lord. Pero ngayon, naisip ko, sayang lang kasi. Nariyan ang pagkakataong maka-uno sa Math 17, at kapag pinalampas ko lamang ito, sayang talaga. Nangangailangan pa naman ako ng 1.75 GWA para medyo sigurado naman ang aking pag-shift sa BAA. Mataas ang hatak ng Math 17 dahil 5 units ito. Maka-uno lang ako dito, aba'y kahit gagu-gaguhin ko pa ang iba kong subject ay makakamit ko pa rin ang minimum na 1.75 GWA.

Ngunit, alam kong hindi rin naman tamang umasa sa Math 17 lang. Aba, hindi 'to mathematician "lang"! Well-rounded 'to boy! Ikahihiya ko ng husto kung hindi ako makakuha ng markang mas mataas sa 2.0 sa aking mga written communication skills na subjects. Writer ata 'to!

Eh, teka. Hmm. Sige, para safe, sabihin na lang natin na ako'y isang nagfee-feeling writer. Sa totoo lang, hindi ako writer material. Ayan, wag na nating pag-debatehan. Pakiramdam ko'y mas nababagay akong maging mayaman. Oo, masaya sana ang buhay kolumnista: sa bahay lang, internet lang, e-mail ng kolumn bawat linggo, kain lang ng de lata at instant noodles, kung pagpalain at may pera ay pa-deliver. Gusto ko sana yung ganung buhay. Pero, sa katotohanan, ang layo ng course ko. Higit pa riyan, mas magaling talaga ako sa math, kaya dapat ito ang sinasanay ko. Saka mas marami kasing magagaling na manunulat kaysa sakin; eh di sila na lang ang maging kolumnista. Diba?

Pero hindi ko rin naman gaanong kailangan ang writing skills ko ngayong semestre na ito eh. Sa katunayan, dalawang subject lamang ang nangangailangan nito: Eng 11 at Soc Sci 2. Eh yan namang Soc Sci 2, pambihira yang subject na yan! Ang grade namin sa mid-term lang ata manggagaling, at ipinakuha pa sa amin eh isang buwan na lang ang natitira sa semestre! Tapos, ang malala pa niyan, sa dinami-daming mga teorya ukol sa pulitikang pinag-aralan naman, tatlo lang yung lumabas. Buti na lang binasa ko ang notes ko, pero malas na lang yung mga prendly prends ko sa klase, dahil ang dami daw nilang maling naisulat.

Yung prof namin dito ganun pa rin, boring magturo. Ako'y kalimitang nababagot sa klase niya, pero gusto ko kapag nagkukuwento siya tungkol sa gobyerno o sa mga iba't-ibang unibersidad sa Pilipinas (kadalasan UP, pero hindi lang yan; hindi kumpleto ang isang lecture niya ng hindi niya nababanggit ang UST). Ang prof namin na 'to, he's got balls. Lantaran niyang sinasabi at ipinapaliwanag ang mga problema sa gobyerno at sa sistema ng edukasyon sa UP, pero laging malinaw ang pagpapaliwanag niya at walang bahid ng emosyon. Nakakatawa yung mga simpleng banat niya tungkol sa UPIS, kay Angelo dela Cruz at iba pa. Nung huling klase namin, bukam-bibig niya ang "Mariano Marcos." Minsan, pag ginanahan, mga limang beses niyang mas-special mention ang UST.

Basta. Panigurado aabot ako ng at least 2.25. Maniwala kayo. Maganda ang kutob ko.
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Ayan, malapit na mag alas nuebe. Kailangan ko nang magbasa. Mag-aral. Matuto. Kasi, leche, wala naman akong ibang magagawa eh. Sige, pwede na yan. Tara, let's learn something nga. Trip lang!!!!

Chorvalence!
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completely wrong thought of the day: I was set on shifting to BAA before, but now, I'm not that sure anymore. I got myself acquainted with my surroundings a little better, and I must admit that I like what I see. It's not the people, food, curriculum, how they take care of us or whatever. The College of Science is just plain cool. I mean, where else do people synthesize their own shabu during spare lab time? Where else can we find ways to make clones or try to revive the dead? Who else would be crazy enough to even attempt anything regarding nuclear physics? And dammit, where else in the Philippines can we fire our own laser gun?! Yes, thanks to the one and only Institute of Physics in the Philippines, students of the UP Diliman's College of Science can have access to a laser gun (or at the very least its components) that can, presumably, cause the polar ice caps to melt, make the hole in the ozone layer larger, draw in the moon closer to the earth causing violent and erratic changes in our tides, and just flat out rip a precision hole right through its path and cut everything and everybody down onto the ground! Yeah!!! Lasers rule!!!! Oh, and besides, only CS students have telekinetic abilities. We can move things with our minds!!!!! Bow down before us ye mortals!!!!! AHAHAAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

Monday, September 06, 2004

A Post About Luuuv... Sortov.

today's musical inclination: Lacuna Coil - Swamped
-"It's just another day
The shame is gone
It's hard to believe
That I've let it go away
It's just a melody
It bleeds in me
Hard to believe
That I've let it go"
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"Parang... uhm... hindi ko mapaliwanag eh! Pag nakikita ko siya parang tumitigil lahat ng bagay sa paligid ko. Para akong binaril sa puso, or para akong nahulog sa rollercoaster... a basta! Hindi ko talaga ma-explain!"

I just sat there and smiled at her. I didn't need any explanations. I knew exactly what she meant and understood exactly what she was talking about. I used to feel that way. Time used to stop whenever she'd walk by. I would relish any opportunity to be with her.

It was kinda stupid, really. Yeah I liked her but not in a hardcore kinda way. I never lost sleep over her. She never caused me pain. It was just, I dunno. I think it was her smile that did it. She was really cute that way, with braces and all.

Still, it was really weird to hear her say stuff like that. It was quite a peculiar sensation to hear someone that you used to have a thing for suddenly describing the torment of the rollercoaster ride that is her new-found, one-sided, unreciprocated love. It was neither negative nor positive, it was just what it was. It was, well, weird.

(non-fiction. semi-exaggerated.)
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I'm back to playing RO again. I'm not hardcore or anything, I only play casually, which is to say, on weekends. I have a battleforger, a conventional assassin and a confused knight that i'm probably spearing (though he has 10 lvls of sword mastery ;_;). I figured that I could use a "keso" side.

Now, I don't mean that in any derogatory fashion. A keso side is just what we have that makes us human. Yes people, I'm a human being. Prick me, I will bleed. Sometimes it doesn't seem that way to me, but hey, that's what I am. Besides, I like smashing things... heeheeheeheehee...

Oh, and while we're on the subject, I'm back to playing Kings of Chaos as well. I'm still pretty low ranking, but I'm getting there. Slow and steady...
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completely wrong thought of the day:

Let's get shallow for a bit, shall we?

Something bugs me about UP. The sem is almost over and I've yet to spot a perfect 10. Sure, there are a couple of 8s, lots of 7s and many sub-5s, but no 10s at all. And you know what I mean; there's not some wussy factor like "personality" in the mix, just what your eyes see. My eyes need to be happy, dammit! I know, DPS wasn't much better; we were lucky to have borderline 9s. But, shit, my friends who're in La Salle and Ateneo have seen so many perfect 10s they're already desensitized to it! ARGH!!! I want!!!!!!! :(

While we're on the subject, I have to mention something. My friend Maltaj is getting really pissed now. Every night she gets texted by five different guys who want to be her friend. Now, granted, she is kinda pretty, but she's not anything past the low 9s on a good day; on a bad day she can plummet all the way down to the high 6s. Anyway, she's seriously considering a change of sim now, and she doesn't even laugh anymore when we mention her title: "Ang Diyosa ng Kagandahan sa Morayta." ^__^

Thursday, September 02, 2004

Journ Teacher Po Ako

Well, I was gonna wait til next week, but due to insistent public demand (yes, just that one guy again) I thought I'd release it now.

Many thanks to Tristan Cafe not only for the lyrics but for their kewl mp3 stream as well.
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Journ Teacher Po Ako (Babae Po Ako)

Journa... journa... journaloo... naloo... naloo...
Journa... journa... journaloo... naloo... naloo...
Journa... journa... journaloo... naloo... naloo...
Journa... journa... journaloo... naloo... naloo...

Teka, san yung teacher dyan?

Journ teacher po ako
Ang lesson ko ay paggawa ng dyaryo
Journ teacher po ako
Hindi ako stude
Ako'y nagbibigay ng grade na very good
Journ teacher po ako
'Pag napapangiti, tingin mo lang ako'y bata
Porke ba ako ay wala pa sa trenta
Journ teacher po ako... no no no
Journ teacher po ako!!!

'Di ako Cla cla... Cla cla cla cla cla!
'Di ako Cla cla... Cla cla cla cla cla!
Nalilinlang ka lang saking pag-ngiti
Journ teacher po ako! (Yeah right you wish!)
'Di ako Cla cla... Cla cla cla cla cla!
'Di ako Cla cla... Cla cla cla cla cla!
Journ teacher po ako, wish ko lang para
Sila'y may natututunan

Teka, sigurado ka bang teacher ka?

Journ teacher po ako
Trip mo ba'y mag-discussion pa ako
Journ teacher po ako
Ang forte ko'y news
At hindi ako naging libelous
Kahit pa sa anong period
Ang advisory ko
Joaquin ang ngalan ng section
Dito di ako ganong nirerespeto
Pero journ teacher po ako (sure na sure ako)
Journ teacher po ako!!!

'Di ako Cla cla... Cla cla cla cla cla!
'Di ako Cla cla... Cla cla cla cla cla!
Nalilinlang ka lang saking pag-ngiti
Journ teacher po ako! (Yeah right you wish!)
'Di ako Cla cla... Cla cla cla cla cla!
'Di ako Cla cla... Cla cla cla cla cla!
Journ teacher po ako, wish ko lang para
Sila'y may natututunan

Journa... journa... journaloo... naloo... naloo...
Journa... journa... journaloo... naloo... naloo...
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And I'm signing off. Be sure to check the other songs I've mutilated right down there, during my previous post, in which I used my mad necromancer skills to revive some stuff from my old blog and put it here. This is DJ AyrnMaydn... uhm... forget it.

Live, damn you, live!!!

*This post is about music. Retarded music. I just moved it from my old blog due to popular demand (i.e. one guy asked me to do this O_o)*

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Can't Add (Can't Stop)

Can't add I’m learning mathematics
Ma’am Cho says it all in statistics
Choose not a life of limitation
Work hard and you’ll soon solve the equation
Defunct the system that you’re learning
This punk can’t count the cash you’re earning
In time I want to be a math man
Keeping my tests far away from the trash can
Knocked out but boy you better come to
Obtain the answer it’s so hard to
Go write your problem on the pavement
Solve it so fast you wonder what the r meant
White heat is screaming into my mind
I’m beat, the value I cannot find
Can’t ask the teacher for an answer
If I do, I might end up a dancer

[Chorus]
The tests I’ve had have been so bad
My problem is that I can’t add
How’d I ever get into high school?
I’ve been so mad I punched my pad
And yet right now I still can’t add
Let me just admit I’m a fool

Sweetheart is getting ashamed of me
So smart she sold me a jellopy
Ten million zennies to unearth it
Since I can’t add, I don’t know if it’s worth it
I should just work on concentrating
I’m having a hard time debating
Just what the hell is a relation?
Isn’t that just the same as mastication?
Ma’am Chiong is teaching Calculus still
I don’t know what and I never will
My mind is messed up at the junction
How can we draw when we must use a function?
Can't add so tell me what else is new
Please just let me cheat the whole way through
So foreign is trigonometry
Also foreign is that geometry

*repeat chorus*

Wait a minute I'm failing my Calculus just like you
I keep forgetting all the things I ever knew
How about you
10 more reasons why I need to study anew just like you
I keep forgetting all the things I ever knew
Right on cue

Can't add I’m learning mathematics
Ma’am Cho says it all in statistics
Choose not a life of limitation
Work hard and you’ll soon solve the equation
Defunct the system that you’re learning
This punk can’t count the cash you’re earning
In time I want to be a math man
Keeping my tests far away from the trash can
Knocked out but boy you better come to
Obtain the answer it’s so hard to
Go write your problem on the pavement
Solve it so fast you wonder what the r meant

Kick starts the teacher’s generator
Sweet-talk to get her in your favor
Can't add the stats for engineering
Feel no need for anybody’s cheering
Your theory in encyclopedia
Gets so critiqued by all the media
I can’t understand a single one of those
I am just a moron who’s holding a water hose
Can't add the numbers if I tried to
Fourth year will have to be a times two
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*And for all you DPSers out there...*

The Physics Show (The Yes Yes Show)

*Skip ahead to the battling*
*fyi to non-DPSers out there, the second teacher, Aly, has the heaviest Visayan accent that any of us have ever heard. Not that this is a problem or anything (certainly not for me; I really didn't care). Just keep this in mind when trying to play the song in your head. Heeheehee...*

Raya: Ehem...
My name is Raya, and I am neat
I love pretty boys and I love to eat
I made this test from my mind
And I am very very kind
I like to ride fast in jeepney cars
And dudes dig me like chocolate bars
They say I'm bad, but I am great
So listen while I educate

Aly: Ma'am ano ba problema mo ayusin mo naman
Hirapan mo naman ang test mo at wag ka na ngang mangatwiran
Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong department
Sampong taon ka nang guro wala ka pa rin bang talent?

Raya: Ma'am ano bang sinasabi mo?
Mali ang sinasabi mo
Magaling ako magpa-test
Alam mo ba yung Physics 4?

Aly: Kung sa bagay, mahirap nga ang test ng Pesiks 4
Gamit ang ngalan ng F4
Pinababa mo lahat ng mga score

Raya: 'Di ba? Kahit ika'y nagparamdam
Alam nating mas okey nung akong nagpa-exam

Aly: Ma'am naman, please lang wag ka nang magyabang
At alam mo naman na reserba ka lang
At ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong exam?
Ilan? Wala!

Raya: Eh ano ngayon?

Klase: Alam naman nating lahat
Na si Katuray talaga dapat
Ang guro natin sa Physics 4
Diyan sa Diliman Prep School

Aly: Teka lang one minute
Pwede bang pakiulit
Maaring may lamang ka sa paligo, subalit
Baket mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat
Eh ni isang exam man lang wala kang naisulat?

Raya: Eh, ba't yung ibang titser naman kahit di siya kumurap
Ang pinapa-test nilang exam ay sobra na sa hirap
Tulad ko't ni Savellano at saka ni Ma'am Soriano
Na walang exam ang mas hihirap pa kahit kanino

Aly: A basta, tahimik, kayo ha, titser
Kung ayaw mong ipitin ka sa Vernier Caliper
Baka makatikim ka ng Projectile Trajectory
Na may hatak ng gravity
At merong electricity

Raya: Talaga? Hindi nga? Tatawa na ko kaya?
Hindi porke't Bisaya ka'y kaya mo na si Raya
Wag kang mag-aangas sa Little Miss ng Pinas
Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras

Edison: Sandali lang, wag muna itong ipasa
Bago ito isama
Ba't 'di niyo muna binabasa
Ang inyong mga nobela?
Mamaya na magpaka-astig
Basahin ang "Maganda pa ang Daigdig"
Kung ayaw niyong mangyari ang nangyari sa iba
Matuto kayo kung paano magpakatanga

Aly: 'Wag nating kalimutan na wala kong magawa

Klase: Alam naman nating lahat
Na mahal namin ang isa't-isa
Walang iwanan dyan sa Diliman
Dyan sa Diliman Preppy
School...
School...

Aly: 'Di ko alam kung pano tatapusin ang kanta
Kaya tumigil ka na lang sa 'yong pagbabasa
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Look out for my next joint... uhm, project I mean: Journ Teacher po ako.
Here's a tiny preview:

'Di ako cla cla! Cla cla cla cla cla!
'Di ako cla cla! Cla cla cla cla cla!
Nalilinlang ka lang saking pag-ngiti
Journ teacher po akooo...

We'll see how it all develops in time. Now I must hide from my Fourth Year teachers, who are seriously considering withdrawing my diploma. Well, either that or having me "capped." Whatever.